Britten gaan stuk om transfergerucht Jizz Hornkamp: 'Cannot wait to have Jizz on me new shirt'

This country. pic.twitter.com/sCgrIOQPJa

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) August 4, 2022

Cannot wait to have Jizz on me new shirt #nffcpic.twitter.com/mfmTirfbwd

— Tom (@RedDogNF) August 4, 2022

'Jizz Hornkamp' pic.twitter.com/yT9uSpUEjF

— Robert (@bloodyrobbos) August 4, 2022

"And Jizz goes through Maguire and shoooooots"

— Ché (@che___xo) August 4, 2022

Nottingham Forrest fans can't wait to get jizz on the back of their shirts

— James (@JameswinterMCFC) August 4, 2022

‘The defence have their hands full with Jizz’

— COL! (@colken16) August 4, 2022

'He's taken Jizz from behind, he's been fouled in the box'

— Neg (@speedyneg) August 4, 2022

Hang on, there's a footballer named JIZZ HORNKAMP? Well that's the porn industry finished. No-one's coming up with a better stage name than that.

— Gareth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Gareth_is) August 4, 2022

Jizz Hornkamp is about to become every 13-year-old boy’s favourite footballer

— Jim Keoghan (@Jim_Keoghan) August 4, 2022

"Jizz is a danger around the box" is probably the piece of commentary that I am looking forward to most hearing this coming season.

— Billy Mcgon (@BillyMcgon) August 3, 2022

Be careful having #Jizz in your fantasy football team name. I had “I love Dick” after Dick Advocat kept #safc up and was our manager. Was told it was offensive 🙂

— Juiceyo (@juiceyclunes) August 4, 2022